E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.

I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.

by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.

"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018