midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.

Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?

by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.

"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

by Mystery016 December 30, 2011

Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew

Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget

by wee tod February 7, 2020