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melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot
Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.
by cabel6969 September 9, 2015
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melonkoover

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.
Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"
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MelonClimber

Hypebeast with a 15 inch inside your gf, way sexier than GanCheeHeng.
MelonClimber 360 no scoped LTGen Reinhard in. the. balls.
by Savage wolfie August 10, 2017
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Meloncorn

A meloncorn is a watermelon with the features of a unicorn, including the horn, a mane, a tail, hooves, eyes, and nose. It is not a real life animal, and it can fly, even though it has no wings.
The meloncorn flew over the stars.
by melon67 September 6, 2017
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melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.
Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.
by Rookie V. November 9, 2017
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Melon

toby mclinden
by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018
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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
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