Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

melon husk

when you need to prevent copyright stuff on elon musk and are addicted to melons and/or husks

look over there! it's melon husk!

by not osama April 30, 2024

Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him

Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

Melon Gang

Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(

Idiot 1: what is the melon gang?
Smart 2: Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(
Smart 1: thank you I am now Smart 1 and no longer a stupid idiot face

by Njord September 22, 2020

poppin melons

used to describe the act of shooting a person in the head, usually with a pistol on the street

ay, Tyrone was on the block poppin melons last night, he caught three bodies

by themoparguy426 January 4, 2022