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Cash ya melon

means shoot ya head (Also cash your melon)
by Allahatopia November 25, 2018
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wanting a melon dip

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip
by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023
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Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.
Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself
by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010
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Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005
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Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.
by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011
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dirty melon

I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!
by Steezy J October 18, 2010
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Bad Melon

Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.
Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night
by Harrison Edwards May 5, 2008
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