by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
by PaisitaRico January 23, 2017

Girl who commits such a atrocity that she gets sentenced to many days worth of shame. Usually friends with very handsome guy named Harrison who gets a lot of women and has a 11 inch penis. Also Harrison can look at a woman and wink, instantly making her pantyhose soaking wet.
Damn, that girl Melissa till is getting publicly shamed. Her friend Harrison though, he is one handsome guy... and look at that package in his pants
by Hank cardone April 3, 2020

Melissa is a very beautiful girl whose beauty is beyond limits . If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her , she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .
Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .
Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
P1 : Dude yesterday i saw this beautiful girl she is so funny and kind i like her
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
by That sad boy November 23, 2021

You are a bad bitch
You always gonna succeed
You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell
You always gonna succeed
You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell
by Teeny rec November 22, 2021

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.
Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020
