McDonalds Miu 

My really good friend aka mah sistah💕

McDonalds Miu, what are you doing?

McDonalds Miu by Idiot with a small brain August 10, 2021

McDonalds hair line 

A hair line that is in the shape of an M.

Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line

McDonalds hair line by Harry Hart June 6, 2022

McDonalds Urinal 

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

McDonalds Urinal by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

Mcdonalds Conspiracy 

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit

The Mcdonalds Conspiracy is messed up

Mcdonalds Conspiracy by Angelo the man November 19, 2006

McDonalds Breakdown 

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

McDonalds Breakdown by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011

mcdonalds special sauce

The term means someone who is incredibly lame, that plays a scrub sport, and only one sport

Wow your a mcdonalds special sauce.

mcdonalds special sauce by Tabzsz September 4, 2014

McDonalds Drive-Thru 

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.

McDonalds Drive-Thru by Dead Whiteman March 25, 2017