Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some decency law against literary masturbation like that.
by ricebagg July 28, 2004
Get the literary masturbationmug. To perform an exaggerated gesture of male masturbation with one's hand in the air in front of oneself. Meant usually as a insult to somebody to whom it is directed, or as a symbol of annoyance at something which has been said. See also am.
by RoboSpy March 22, 2004
Get the air masturbationmug. An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
Get the Masturbation Celebrationmug. Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
by Telephony February 16, 2014
Get the Kotex masturbatormug. A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
Get the Masturbation musclesmug. The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.
by Noah h. December 30, 2007
Get the Masturbation Frustrationmug. Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to
be a male, despite popular belief
be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
by long bong silvers October 29, 2018
Get the chronic masturbatormug.