Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.
Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.
by TheJengaMaster October 12, 2011
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Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
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Master Dabbler

1. Alpha Dabbler of the group. Instills high morale and energy to those around his presence.
2. Hardcore Spring-Breaker dabbling on every aspect of a vacation and brings those dabblings to every day life
3. See Dazzler
I was appointed Master Dabbler on our Spring Break trip and therefore earned an M.D. Degree shortly after
by Patrick Sherf March 22, 2007
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Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.
Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.
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monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.
MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!
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Trigon Master

A term that may, or equally may not, have been applied - presumably in Latin - to someone who was good at the ancient Roman ball game of trigon.

Since very little is known about trigon other than that it involved three players throwing a ball to (or at) each other, it's hard to say what might or might not have been said about the players.
"It's possible that good players might have been labelled with some Roman equivalent of 'trigon master'. But then again, they may not. We just don't know."

"A trigon master would have read enough of the sketchy details we know of the game to know that it involved three players, not a big circle. But then, a trigon master would also probably know that 'sick' means 'unwell'."
by Taskis February 21, 2009
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Masters of Architecture

Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.
"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"

"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"

or

"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"
by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009
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