Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.

*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!

by Traumallama September 13, 2022

Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.

I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen

by BackwardsRetard April 12, 2023