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Mario Tennis Whores 

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.
Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores
Mario Tennis Whores by IrishLord January 19, 2009
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mario winans 

P Diddy's protege..awesome r&b singer and producer..signed to BadBoy Entertainment. Never Really Was is only the second hiphop/r&b song with a creative Madonna sample (first one was that song by Mase and Total that sampled Justify My Love).
I enjoy listening to Mario Winans' CD Hurt No More. Those well-made but slightly disposable BadBoy productions soothe my ears.
mario winans by marla x0 July 28, 2004

Mario Kart Fart 

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.
John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"
Mario Kart Fart by racer010 March 20, 2010

Mario + Bree

The best couple at impact who be booty smoogling and swoopty sherlooperpooping
Mario + Bree are the best couple at Impact and they so cute.
Mario + Bree by ALLTY555 October 24, 2022

Mario Kart Wii 

A video game that works on the Wii (obviously). It's all about racing and battling each other with Wii Wheels (sold seperately)
I beat my sister at Mario Kart Wii (whoohoo!)
Mario Kart Wii by MaryEmma July 29, 2010

mario mario 

a sexy plumber with a luscious nose
Mario Mario has a nose which looks very similar to a boob.
mario mario by fluffy_spikes April 14, 2006

Mario Van Peebles 

When you do something on your own. Rolling Solo. Taken from the movie SOLO.
Anyone wants to go to the market with me? Everyone answers NO.

I guess I just mario van peebles it!
Mario Van Peebles by Epidawg June 27, 2008