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jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
by susannah eanes December 19, 2007
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mailman

"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean June 9, 2007
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mailbear

A bear that delivers your mail.
mailbear.
by THEORIGINALNOOCH September 24, 2011
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mailb0xjeevas

mailb0xjeevas is cool

mailb0xjeevas is life

mailb0xjeevas is amazing
mailb0xjeevas is good
Worship mailb0xjeevas 🥺🤞🏻
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by Pisskink 🥺🤞🏻 May 29, 2021
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Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.
"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."
by UrbanUm December 12, 2013
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Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger
(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there
by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018
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Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
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