Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

Maggie Moment by Mk127 October 24, 2012

Maggie Allen 

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

Maggie Allen by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014

maggot infested cumsicle 

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

maggot infested cumsicle by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

Maggot 

1) A person with no conscience or empathy.
2) A relentless bastard.
3) a : delight in cruelty b : excessive cruelty
4) A horrible cunt that would happily watch someone burn while holding a bucket of watter.

1) Did you see that maggot drown a bag of kittens?
2) I can't believe that maggot killed my dad.

Maggot by bad maggot March 30, 2010

cache maggot 

A person, or persons that repeatedly trash a Geo Cache after it has been replaced.

My Timberline Geo Cache was Muggled, so I replaced it with a new ammo can & swag. Yesterday it was destroyed again. I must have a Cache Maggot attacking it!!!

cache maggot by Geo George April 29, 2009

gut maggot 

a parasite or parasitic person - like an agent or lawyer - one who feeds off a host.

"You're a gut maggot with no guts" - Gary Busey in Entourage speaking to agent Ari Gold.

gut maggot by dbez December 9, 2008

Maggie Mish 

Scottish Slang for ''Pish''

A need a rotten Maggie mish.

Maggie Mish by Dylan R748 December 9, 2009