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Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.
by GunaDK July 3, 2015
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Mackey

Mackey

A girl who is so sexy that everyone wants to mack on them.
"That girl was so yummy I just want to eat her!"
"Yeah, what a Mackey!"
by TotaldominationofUD June 16, 2013
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mackeming

a good mackeming,is to watch your favourite team,being trounced and played off the park.this leaves acute embarrasment,and the inability to show your face.a good 'makeming',means deserting the team you have supported for life,and walking out,halfway through the game
newcastle trounced sunderland 5-1,and gave them a right good 'mackeming
by mister magpie November 4, 2010
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maketh

A maker of or repairer of anything. Martin the Maketh refurbishes a man purse.
Martin the Maketh repaired my shoes.
by Maketh September 17, 2018
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Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a wonderful girl. She's beatiful and usually has very pretty eyes. She has a one-of-a-kind personality. She's very funny and a bit crazy at times, but you will love her. She has a tendency to be bad at maintaining relationships, because her trust with guys is terrible. But when she loves someone, she will give her all to that person. She is a very fragile person, who gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She tends too be very sarcastic, but not to the point where she's rude. But she's a very sweet person as well. Mckenzie can have bad self esteem issues over a simple comment..She doesn't realize her real inner and outer beauty and all the power she has with it. But if you ever have a Mackenzie in your life, be very thankful. She will give you everything she has to make you happy.
"Mackenzie is beautiful"
by Secrets are always let loose December 20, 2018
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Mackenzie

by riplolol December 7, 2018
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Hunter Mackenzie

Hunter Mackenzie; The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, Beautiful on the inside and out. She loves to sing, and one day she will be singing on the radio. She had lots of friends but only a few bestfriends. She laughs all the time, lives life to the fullest. She is very Down to earth. And loves life!
by Alexx! May 4, 2011
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