Waste mans

A very useless person.

That guys a waste mans, he dont do shit.

by Pokémon_Master January 31, 2021

my mans caleb

the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first

yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb

by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

L mans

Typically when your friend does something lame or borderline bro code?

“I saw him talking game to yo girl, he’s a L Mans for that”

by Duck head Larry October 27, 2021

Dirty Måns

Dirty Måns is when someone pulls out an enormous cock and puts it in her booty cheeks.

oh i must Dirty Måns to that woman.

by Alle the dwarf October 29, 2021

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.

Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans

by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021