Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

A guy who's homo AF

"Oh hey man, I saw luke yesterday, he was being homo Af again."

by 7rings July 31, 2019

Luke

Fat fuck that prefers anal

Hey Luke

by Kouhgfv May 2, 2019

Luke

Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx

Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra

by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022

Luke

Someone who loves flamed grilled stake McCoy's and is always drinking coke

He has a bag of McCoy's and a can of coke he must be a luke

by BGmedialover7 February 26, 2017

Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.

“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “

by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019

Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly

Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat

by Hypex Power March 20, 2019