whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.

1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"

by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

lightning rodding

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016