library

a place where homeless come to shave and go B.M.

From Family Guy:
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

by T.P. Megnis May 15, 2005

Libra

A zodiac sign that starts from September 23rd to October 22nd, the best zodiac sign. libras are charming and fun. you are guaranteed a great time with libras!

Tom: hey did you meet Natalie?
Max: yeah shes so charming
Tom: she's a Libra!

by TRIN QUOTES October 5, 2018

kokoro library

An anime series full of prudish celibate lesbian librarians where nothing ever fucking happens.

Arco likes Kokoro Library a lot - he's also a total fag.

by Rick Feynman July 19, 2003

Library

To partake in sexual acts

Yo Tom I got some serious library the other day! HOLLA

by J Buck November 14, 2004

Library

A building where homeless people and people with no social lives go to spend their time. It usually has shelves with books on them for some reason.

Also see "Homeless Shelter"

"I went to the public library yesterday. It's really depressing to see all those people that have nowhere else to go."

by HuuH October 19, 2009

librarian

General term to describe a library worker. A librarian is traditionally one who collects, catalogs and makes materials (usually books) available for library patrons. Presently, due to the increased popularity of alternative "information sources" (primarily the Internet), one can sense an inferiority complex within the profession as a whole. Because of these feelings of inadequacy, librarians are facing a collective identity crisis, trying to redefine their place in light of the more sophisticated information world. A modern definition that all can agree on has yet to be found. In reality however, the librarian is a breed dying at the hand's of technological Darwinism. Most librarians will vehemently deny this truth, arguing that, basically, the general populace is lost and greatly inconvenienced without their help. Time will certainly show us otherwise.

See librarian catalog. See librarian at the reference desk.

by maffei1 July 17, 2006

Library Dumpster

Where butt touching of beautiful asses happens. It was a tempting ass.

Earlier today, I liked touching your ass at the library dumpster. It was soft.

by Wal-Mart Stares January 11, 2008