Leather Dildo

A dildo made of leather. Has not been used by the general public since the middle ages. Often made of goat leather, and decorated with glitter. Only known contemporary use is by scoutmasters when they rape their scouts.

"Lube up boys, Uncle Terry is going to teach you leather dildocraft meritbadge"

by Terry Reick December 22, 2009

leather uppers

A thong on a flip flop sandal made entirely out of leather.

Flip Flops that have leather uppers are generally considered more presentable than those made out of foam or rubber.

I.E.
Teacher: Are those sandals in dress code sir?
Student: Yes sir, they have leather uppers just like they are supposed to.
Teacher: Good day.

by talon7331 May 26, 2007

leith

leith is a new drug that all of the cool kids are using!! It’s a mixture of marajuana, mushrooms, and heroine.

“Hey bro have you tried leith yet?” “It’s the best!!!”

by hey gorls and gays December 7, 2018

Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.

boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry

by marktrottman November 26, 2007

burning the leather

The act of masterbating.

-"Where's kashif?"
-"He downloaded some kiddie porn last night, he's probably at home burning the leather."

by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009

leather daddy

owen

"i'm a leather daddy" -owen

by owiebowie November 4, 2018

italian leather sofa

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".

a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.

by corperate dumb February 23, 2009