Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.

e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"

by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

by Ovinor February 21, 2011

proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

by stewyt October 21, 2010

lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. November 15, 2007

Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing

My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker

by I am lazy February 26, 2020

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016