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A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer [die] for example.
"Alright the losing team of this [boat race] has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."
nudie lap by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020
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laptop lap Lappy LAPD lap dance lapper lap dog Laptopping lape lapeer

Tijuana Lap Dance 

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo
Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

naked lap 

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
naked lap by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

Stoner's Lap 

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Stoner's Lap by JollySmoker July 26, 2010

French Canadian lap dance 

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

National sit on lap day 

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day
Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day