Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.

Kyle just stole my girl

by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019

Kyle

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.

"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"

by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.

Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special

by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021