Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

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Racken a Kracken

The process of accumulating a monster line of cocaine for consumption.

“Hey Brad you ready to go back to the party?” “Yeah one sec I’m Racken a Kracken.”

by Phiphiguy69 December 27, 2019

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dani on Krack

He is black and should be hanged and is unbased and cringepilled. He jerks off to star wars r34

dani on Krack can kiss my ass

by aspdofficer1 November 7, 2020

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the_real_felix_kracken

A very cool person who is drunk and killed his friend’s kids

Hey did you see what the_real_felix_kracken did?

by n0t.Ash July 21, 2021

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asmr but done bye the massive sea monster too pirates its said to relaxed them before destroying them (in a sexual way) after nice lip smacking asmr it used its beak to make nice sea weed sounds maybe some mukbang who knows?

that lip smackin krackin the foam on the waves is rumored to be his cum if you see it run immediately

by card board coffin April 4, 2022

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Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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