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Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

Sounds like a pain in the ass!”
by PaintingofBombs July 27, 2024
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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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the REAL kind

by i’m “different” February 24, 2019
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Kind heads

(Noun)

1. Kind or compassionate group of humans.
2. Humans who think good thoughts.
3. Human who are believe in the power of thinking and positive energy.
Those hippies were some kind heads man.
by Zakine February 12, 2020
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SAME KIND OF STUPID

When a group of people share beliefs contrary to the viewpoints of the majority and still belief they are right.
Donald Trump supports are the same kind of stupid.
by Renee Rashawn January 29, 2018
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Kind Thot

A hoe that says thank you when I finish
Yo, you know Brittani, she's the local kind thot
by Jek422 October 22, 2022
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