Kelsey Gafner

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation
Kelsey Gafner is the best

by SGafner66 July 15, 2021

Kelsey Grammer

verb: to toss a salad

(pertaining to the theme song of the popular sitcom Frasier "Baby I hear the blues a calling, tossed salad and scrambled eggs.)

Dude, did you Kelsey Grammer the salad yet or will I just put the dressing straight on?

by 5hrink August 18, 2009

Kelsy

The utmost geekiest of beings. Will go crazy at the drop of a dime.

You hear what Kelsy did? Yeah she's bat shit crazy!

by BoozeKrusen88 December 21, 2016

Dirty Keyla

A girl who wants cum all over her breasts and then she eats the cum until there is none left

That girl just did a dirty keyla

by Mamita1245 June 1, 2020

Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010

kells

The act of taking a pee on someone.

look guys, I just took a Kells on that 8 year old. Quick, someone grab their camera phone.

by N8twon Da Cheph February 16, 2007

Kelsey

Total cutie, thinks you are a little girl if you dont do what she wants. Is always fun to be around, unless she doesnt talk at all..... ever.. even during awkward silences... Once you get used to her awkwardness you will learn to get along with her and it wont be too awkward. She seems to act hyper and crazy with everyone except you so dont get your hopes up. other than that kelsey is a fine specimen of a women and is sure to brighten up your day .

Person 1: Dude did you just hear that horrible noise?
Person 2: Yeah i know its piercing its gotta be a "kelsey."

by icreepongirls May 30, 2011