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Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years
Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual
by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009
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Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out
a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts
by Moomikester February 14, 2023
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ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup
Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»
by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018
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Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
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The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.
Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup
by PizPuz April 29, 2023
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