keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003

keerith

a beezy. a very tasty little girl, who loves to eat ex friends for dinner. also known as a zombie. comes off as shy and kind at first. but is later recognized as a game playing lunatic in desperate need of companionship, because she likes drama and arguing. secretly, very kind hearted. and a dance music loving freak who can jam whenever. and is willing to go to extremes for things she loves, like scott and electronica. basically.

in an attempt to put some one down: "boo you keerith!" keerith can be used in place of whore and hoe and slut and bitch. often contains a negative connotation giving the noun being described a mysterious countenance.

by Brazil Burgess February 20, 2009

Keith

An annoying waste of time that drives you insane.

Bro stop being such a Keith

by Imah1129 December 24, 2017

keith

A guy that's self centered and really bad in bed ):

Girl: keith was so bad last night
Friend: no wonder he single

by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016

keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Keith Sweat

A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.

Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.

by Big Dealer Cap Peeler June 15, 2010

KEITH

Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.

KEITH!!!
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!

by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009