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Maynard James Keenan 

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.
An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?
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Often a mixed or black boy Keenan is known to get gyaldem and bang on the opps.He often wears armani or nike and is stingy with money. Most Keenans are kingpin drug dealers or gang members.If you chat shit he will probably pull a 15 inch knife on you.
"Did you hear about that gay yute keenan" Keenan walks in and stabs him while smoking a zoot
Keenan by JayFromThe2's June 15, 2018
You are a "KeEnA"
KeEnA by Anonymous March 18, 2003
the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd
P. Eng J: We are required to write reports for only certain work terms, but I'm writing one anways
Dr. M: Why?
P Eng J: Because I'm going to submit it for a subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING. Please help me.
keening by Engineer May 13, 2005
When someone is really "keen" to do something
Will is the keenest to do belle
keenest by theonecalamari October 13, 2013

keemo sabi 

Keemo Sabi A catch phrase to call names or describe something weird.
"That frog is a keemo sabi!"