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Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.
- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.
Kyle by Juleim July 20, 2020
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A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special
Kyle by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020
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The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.

Also see: broflake, incel,
"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"
Kyle by Noturgf June 8, 2020
hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.
Kyle by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020
This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.
Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
Kyle by Elder Brother August 21, 2020
A monster energy addict who will steal your girl or most likely break your heart
“I got hurt by a boy
“Omg he’s such a Kyle”
Kyle by Eksaldoomjou September 2, 2020
Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.
Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.
Kyle by anonymous September 17, 2020