Juice Hound

A way to describe someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Someone who looks for alcohol any way they can get it.

"I drank all my beer, got any?"
"Get lost you juice hound!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Story Juicing

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.

Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.

by StoryJuicer2 December 28, 2011

Dumpy Juice

Dumpy Juice is really just cum that gets pushed out of a womans asshole. It can also be used as a slur.

That dumpy juice tasted sweet.
You fat fucking dumpy juicer!

by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

Crab Juice

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

by xenoranger December 14, 2010

Passion Juices

Passion juices are the various liquids that are secreated from multiple orifaces while engaging in sexual activity.

Ex. Be careful if you lay in my bed, there may still be some passion juices lining my sheets.

by laysiege February 18, 2009

jesus juice

wine

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

Olive Juice

I love you.

When you mouth olive juice to someone across a room, it looks like you're saying I love you.

by Laura March 11, 2004