Juggalo

okay first things first, I am a juggalo. i listen to psychopathic records. but dont get it fucked up, i also listen to popular mainstream rock music, and hip- hop. the definition of a juggalo isnt someone who ONLY listen to ICP and follows them with blind devotion and a slavelike mentality. we are people, human- beings who feel cast out from mainstream society. we are the product of a nation that focuses too much on money and power. we found the love and support that we needed in the Family. hell, i know juggalo's who couldn't spit an ICP song if there lives depended on it. being a juggalo is not purely about the music. yes, psychopathic records, created the term and laid down the example for us to follow, but each of us has our own way of expressing Clown Love. there are juggalo's in every branch of society, every group, club, and clique. we are everywhere, worldwide. you know why? cuz this shit is real. what other explanation is there? that millions of people around the world ALL ar idiot followers? just mindless masses that cant think for themselves. no. juggalos do think for themselves. we preach unity, not uniformity. its the uniqueness of each juggalo that gives us our strength. we are NOT A GANG. we are a subculture, a society beneath society. a fellowship of brotherly love and support that is represented so clearly in our music, if you choose to hear it. yeah, i belive in the dark carnival. it's god. not "a" god, but "the" god, the one that millions and ,millions of christians praise every sunday morning. he just manifest himself diferently to me and my homies. oh...one last thing...fuck the JH.
peace,
Noxious

juggalo

by Juggalo Noxious April 5, 2009

Juggalo

A straight ninja! Someone who actually LISTENS to the word of the Dark Carnival as told by a Horror Core group called the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos are usually some of the chillest people to hang with. Some will say "retarded" but really they're just laymen... honestly, is there something wrong with choosing a simpler life style? Anyway, they spray a delicious pop around know as Faygo and toss hatchets in the air all day long ma-fucka! You may have noticed other definitions of "Juggalo", slandering the good name of ninjas. What you must realize is that most of the slanderers will admit they are lower-middle class youths who have been pampered and sheltered all of their lives. Thus they cannot leave their rooms, and sit on the computer all day talkin' shit on what they don't know.

Beyond all of this bullshit, just remember that people are people, we find all of the good, and the bad in a number of folks belonging to very different factions. Those of you who don't belong to anything, I praise you and wish you success, however, there are some who belong to nothing and so they hate on those who do... you are haters!

I'm a proud Juggalo, but I am ME first and a ninja second. That makes me as human as the rest of you... remember that bitches...

The only example I can give you isn't an example... it's advice. Be real and have fun...like us Juggalos...

by IMPERVIOUSthaEJ April 4, 2011

Juggalo

A person, not necesarily and ICP fan, who does them, acts how they want to act, and doesnt care what other people think of them. What am I talking about, you can't define juggalo, you either are or you arent. Are you your own person or arent you?

Saying that you kill people, and call other people juggahos, does not! make you a juggalo.

by down with the clown gurl November 6, 2006

wud up juggalo

A greeting Juggalos use to acknowledge each other's prescence. Although, ICP, Twiztid and all that other shit shit out there sucks. There is not one original bone in their body because they don't even do their own music.

Juggalo Matt: "Wud up Juggalo?"

Circus Clown: "I'm not a Juggalo, I'm just a regular clown and eventhough we look like we are brother's from another mother, the reality is that ICP sucks! We are true to what we do."

by Jessica April 11, 2006

juggalo

juggalos are crazy ass white boys that will put in work and brawl with anyone who talks shit on his family...people always hate on juggalos as you can tell from previous post because they are haters and will never be anything or have anything there whole existence...they must have been born on the highway because that where most accidents happen...not all juggalos are insane clown posse (icp) fans its a life style..its not a gang more like the mob they carry hatchets,baseball bats,knifes,swords,even guns people fear juggalos because there afraid to fight like real men or there going to get robbed,there ass beat or there wives,sisters or daughters will jock and most likely have already fucked a juggalo...juggalos dont play games they pull licks,slang,bang,rob and kill just like any other gangsta with mob ties..they have wives all so called juggalettes they have sons and daughters just like any normal person...the call for a juggalo is "whoop whoop" and they aint afraid to admit they are psychopathic and love to party..so all i have to say is don't believe the hype you hear online and get out there and kick it with some juggalos and see how down they are yourself..

me my wife and my two sons..bitch.."whoop whoop" no one fucks with the juggalos

by killaklowninbboywhoop October 11, 2013

Juggalo/Juggalette

Ignorance isn't Bliss, get your facts straight. U are no better than us, as we are no better than any of u. A Juggalo/Juggalette is someone who believes in what The artists of Psychopathic Records are preaching. If people wern't so close minded about everything then maybe they could except the fact that not everyone in the world wants to dress, act, or think exactly the same. I am a Juggalette. I listen to ALL music. People assume ICP is the only group that are Los, they are one of the many. Not all Los/Lettes dress alike nor do they speak alike. If people actually took time out of their lives to read some of ICP's lyrics maybe they would understand a little bit more about us, Why don't you go and read? We all come in different shapes, sizes, and races. ICP is a group of God, are u shocked? I believe most Juggalos and Juggalettes that I know are very smart. I know quite a few who have made High School teachers look up words that were just used. We don't give a fuck what you have to say, it's the fact that no one EVER has enough balls to say shit to our faces that pisses us off. Are you afraid we might actually do something about it? And we are the ones considered "pussies", I think you need to rethink half of the things you say about us. Our music has meaning, we all have love for each other, we believe in the Christian faith. I don't see why everyone on here that is NOT a lo/lette is so quick to judge us and the things we believe in and follow.

"it doesn't matter where you grew up, or where you are now. All that matters is that you love your fellow juggalos and Juggalettes, you respect the Carnival and you understand the words spoken to us by god. Let us all meet in Shangria-La. Much Clown Love<3"
May God Bless The Juggalo/Juggalette Family<3

by Kyra-Mae,Fuck The Mainstream<3 November 25, 2009

Juggalo

It's defined well in the song, what's a juggalo, but a juggalo is an understanding reasonable respected brother of the dark carnival who relates to his juggalo brothers and sisters. Those who hate us do not know us. Those who judge us can't understand us, and they are secretly pissed about it. People listen to juggalo psychopathic music (icp, twiztid, psychopathic ridas, etc) Juggalos understand their feelings though expressed as evil killing shit, but it means more than that. Juggalos know how to look inside the music and feel it inside themselves. Juggalos are overflowing with respect. Since they don't give a flying fuck what people think of them, they are free for them self no matter the physical appearence or background.

man: shit man, he's dressed up like a freak! why the hell would you do that knowing people will just think you are insane?
juggalette: he doesn't give a shit what people think if he knows they're wrong. Plus..... he's sexy.
man: i'm gonna throw something at him.
juggalette: i wouldn't... he'll either walk away knowing you're not worth his time or whip out his axe and cut you into pieces and feed them to your ho.
man: fuck that shit then, i'm out.
juggalette: hey man where you goin, i'm lost can i come?
juggalo: yeah just goin to my homie's. wanna smoke a blunt?
juggalette: i'd love to. you know how it is.
juggalo: i do.

by Adelaid March 4, 2008