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John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
John by Mydadleft August 17, 2019
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“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
John by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
John is an asshole
John by Bronnon October 3, 2019
Never has friends his own age.
That John always hangs out with those old kids
John by Steve from florida October 22, 2019
A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
John by Date a John October 24, 2019