John 

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

John by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

John 

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

John by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

John 

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

John by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John 

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

John by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

John 

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

John by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John 

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

John by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John 

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

John by Date a John October 24, 2019