John

John is too useless to do anything productive and has decided to look up his name on urban dictionary
by Boppy422 April 20, 2018
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John

John the biggest cock sucking wanker ever. John also loves anal and copying of what everyone says because he is such a spastic that he cant talk like a normal person.
Look at that guy with a goaty and leather broncos jacket his name must be John (parrot).
by john is a dick head August 12, 2017
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John

A tall, kind, insanely rich, and muscular playboy who was shy at first between 1-12 years old although at 14 he became a different person. A John generally is a playboy although his ways changes when he meets the one girl who has found the key to his heart and he will forever love her and give her live a lavish lifestyle similar to that of a Royal Princess.
"Who is that guy you were with at the club last night."
"He is my John."
by Kenny Rothman August 06, 2019
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John

A horrible father who, after his wife, Mary, was killed by the yellow-eyed man, devoted his life to saving people, hunting things, the family business. He forced the life upon his two young sons, Sam and Dean, and traded The Colt and his soul so that the eldest of the two, Dean, could live. All in all, a horrible father.
John did a crap job of raising those boys, but they turned out mighty fine.
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John

An asshole that doesn't have time for his girl and is a huge pervert that makes every joke into something sexual. Someone you don't want to be around, just only kick his dick that is as small as a rice krispie.
"Oh no, a John is coming this way!"
by Milkshake Mindy July 21, 2013
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John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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