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Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011
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Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.
Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!
by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010
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dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.
Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!
by Bicccc February 8, 2009
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Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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Coke job

Placing cocaine at the base of the penis, then vigorously inhaling, when the shaft is deep down the throat.
The landlord said it was either rent or a coke job, so I told him to line it up and sit back.
by Andyi January 25, 2016
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teeth job

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis
"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job
by Sjsuahajaush December 26, 2014
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Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018
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