Jesus

Some dude who was born into a crappy family and his mother is somehow a virgin, some hippy probably jacked off and shot into her vag.Got killed and came back as a zombie. If he was alive today he would kill himself after seeing the cult his fictional novel "The Bible" spawned. Pretty cool guy despite the fact he tried to take away violence and wanted every one to be "nice" and that there really is no proof of his existance. He is now completely dead. See fake, phony, bastard

Guy 1: Yo, you know that Jesus dude?
Guy 2: Yea, isnt he in Star Wars?
Guy 1: Dunno, Something fictional like that.

Me: I HATE HIPPIES!!!

Some Skater Hippy Christian who is a MAJOR Gromit:Jezuz iz meh hmeboi lawlz.
Normal Person: Shut up fag. Jesus is Mexican.

by Eww hippies May 2, 2008

Jesus

A really nice guy.

That Jesus is one nice guy!

by Kyle Michael Jones!!! December 8, 2009

Jesus

The world's most famous zombie.

Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.

What a zombie.

by grrgirl December 28, 2009

Jesus

The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.

Man 1: Jesus came to save us.

Man 2: Amen, bro

by Multisport 5.5 April 29, 2011

Jesus

He is cool, awsome, loyal, kind, and really enojoys playing fortnite. HE is REALLY Good at that game and he is mexican and likes tacos and tortas and takis and dinamitas. HE also went to meet ricegum and Faze fug and banks and he was really amazed also he met lebron james and curry in las vegas.

Jesus went to las vegas

by Chuy duran February 9, 2018

Jesus

Some mexican douche

Jose: Hola Jesus!

Jesus: Chupa mi pito!

by Qman729 January 5, 2009

The Jesus

When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.

Marc: what did she say?

Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!

by XC Liberty League September 22, 2009