Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024

Jasper Sun

The coolest most awesome person in the world, if your name is jasper sun you have an amazing girlfriend who loves you very much.

you are so cool and smart everyone in the entire world loves you and thinks ur rlly cool and handsome!

-Jasper Sun

Hey look at that Jasper Sun he is rocking it today! He gets all them bitches hell ya!

by Jasp.y1234 January 13, 2025

Jasper

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.

- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!

by ushismoo January 13, 2025

Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...

Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.

by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025

Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...

Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.

by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025