jasper

Rookie, one that does not know. Beginner. Taken from the TV series "Rawhide"

"That Jasper got us in more trouble than it's worth".

by loborun January 11, 2009

japp(s)

Alternative and slightly more racist version of wank/maturbate. Refers to the shape of the opening of the penis...too much detail?

Phwoar I'm gagging I need a japp!

Mother of Sin! Your fit...fancy giving us a japps?

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

jape

to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a sexual advance. Jape is generally successful because when sleepy, the japee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive sexual desires.

esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.

we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i japed her. she really liked me though so it's ok.

by japeallday October 23, 2009

japping

to act as if you were someone from Japan, to act Japanese. Used and created by WatchMinister.

"Damnit, edited, stop japping around."

by Q-A July 26, 2003

Japedo

Lame ass douche bags that think they're the shit. Usually think that they're good at working on cars, but in reality they just blow fat dicks.

He just did a burnout and hit a curb in his Chevy. Wow, what a Japedo.

by japedoblowscock July 26, 2011

Team Jasper

Nobody. Because nobody fucking likes Jasper off of Twilight.

Girl 1: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Girl 2: "Team Jasper."

Girl 1: "What is Team Jasper?"

by seamangina October 20, 2010

jappy

A person who makes tons of ballots. Usually funny or random ballots, but at times can be serious and thouhtfull too. Always quality ballots.

What if everbody in Japan jumped up all at the same time?

by Dani-MADtvFan June 24, 2004