by CriZtoph December 3, 2023
Get the FaceTime jailmug. by @meganj2312 November 23, 2016
Get the Jail Buckmug. When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.
“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”
by JnKo June 15, 2025
Get the Apple Jailmug. Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!
by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011
Get the Jail Trainingmug. by Trev103 March 5, 2024
Get the rose jailmug. When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
Get the get out of jail free cardmug. Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Jailmug.