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jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.
by loltkyx September 18, 2017
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Jacklyn Smith RKO

grabbing a broad by the pussy by inserting at least fist length into vaginal area, then lifting up to throw the female over the head, you then turn around and body slam that pussy bitch
Jeff does not like to rub the pussy or beat it up, he likes to Jacklyn Smith RKO that shit
by johnappleseeds October 23, 2018
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Jackinoof

Old man who interacts with young teens on twitter to remind him of his youth.
Hey yall how old is Jackinoof?”
“He is 8762 years old.”
by ihatetwitterisers October 26, 2020
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Jackinqin

They have a massive fucking cock. They are also incredibly tall and good looking and make everyone in the room laugh at all times 😌
Holy fuck jackinqin why are you so hot? I love what you did with your hair hun? You grow it out?
by Jackinqin July 1, 2021
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Jaceline

A... BAD..... MF....... BIHHHHH
OH! Yuh! Jaceline, she THAT gurl!
by Mrs.baddie November 22, 2021
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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