Japanese Racing Mouse

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.

I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass

by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009

Half Japanese Girls

They do it to me everytime.

"Goddamn You Half Japanese Girls"
"the redhead said you shred the cello."
"and I'm jello, baby."

by Teaton April 9, 2009

Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.

Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...

by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011

japanese face mask

A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.

So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)

by Broc Nielsen October 12, 2009

solly japanese onry

very very racist stuff in japan

japanese dude #1 "i'm so sooo solly!"
japanese dude #2 "i'm soooo solly too!!"
american dude "dafuq?"
japanese dude #1 "solly japanese onry!!!!"

by omeko February 13, 2022

japanese night owl

A person within a social community of day sleepers who frequently stays awake well into the morning hours.

Man johnny is such a japanese night owl. He stays up until like 11 am.

by bluepig710 November 6, 2013

Japanese Hot Tub

Farting in a koi pond.

After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.

by Jeff Ashley November 8, 2011