J Light

1. A source of ignition for a joint.

2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.

1. Yo duke pass dat J Light befo' I Polynesian handshake up in here.

2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.

by sirrix November 10, 2010

J Trade

When a person gives his or her vehicle to a dealer for drugs. Known well in law enforcement community as a j (user of drugs) trade (give something for something)

That car isn't stolen, it is a j trade.

by A 24 December 24, 2007

S+J

One of the best ships in the universe this is a powercouple/friendship they will be together til the end!!

S+J the one of the best couples ever

by January 09, 2023

sb&j

soy butter and jelly. a new version of the classic lunchtime staple for those with nut allergies.

My mom made me an sb&j for lunch today!

by IrishCatWoman April 12, 2011

J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

by andrew8888 June 09, 2011

j walk

To cross the road in an illegal manner.

"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

j. crew

An actually preppy store, rather than an inaccurate emulation of the preppy lifestyle (i.e. A&F, AE, HCo). Has really cute clothes: preppy essentials such as bright polos, madras shorts, flip flops, oxfords, chinos and sportscoats for men and sundresses, headbands, and ribbon belts for women. The clothes aren't inexpensive, yet are of very good quality.

A&F shopper: this torn denim mini is like soooo PREP!
J.Crew customer (to friend): Honestly, the misconception these nouveau-riche kids have of our lifestyle is ridiculous. Let's go get some shopping done, though: the cable-knit cardigan I saw in J. Crew last week will go well with my pearl necklace and bright headband.

by Eugenee July 06, 2006