Sam Itch

What a white person "hears" when a black person asks him to get them a sandwich.

Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"

"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"

LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.

"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."

by mike87111 November 23, 2013

Bitch Itch

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.

*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!

by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

Dog itch

Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.

“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”

by KimberKelsey December 31, 2018

tickle itching

The moment when you’re itchy and ask some one to scratch you (your back) and they touch you like fairy floss touching the wind and it tickles your itch only to make it worse

Scratch my back?!! Harder! Why are you tickling me??? You're tickle itching me…..

by Sarah's neighbour November 22, 2022

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

Uckfay Ouyay Itchbay

How to call someone Fuck You Bitch in Pig Latin. Usually used to insult someone without them knowing what you said.

Derrick: Man I hate Kyle so much!

Kyle: Uckfay Ouyay Itchbay!
Derrick: What the fuck does that mean?

by Father Mackie July 9, 2022

fagercrombie and itch

the store where all of the preppy ass fags go and get dun in the ass by other guys while they wear their shirts that choke them

john jake and dj all go to fagercrombie and itch to do other guys and pick up 8 year olds

by reno October 30, 2006