Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

gay itch

when you have an itch at, around, or near your private parts

person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch

by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.

A gabe itch is chasing me

by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023

The Itch

Another name for an STD called Scabies

I think she gave me “The Itch”

by Anonymous_Gay March 10, 2024