paper pussy

To be fake

Shut Ur paper pussy ass up

by nadia Washington March 31, 2014

paper doll

really cool cut outs with little tabs you must be careful with in order to be able to put the clothes on the dolls
usually the clothes have stripes or flowers

i got a new set of paper dolls/
lets cut!

by jerk October 4, 2003

Sex Paper

Toilet paper used to wipe the semen off of you and/or your partner's genitals after (1) sexual intercourse or (2) masturbation.

You better not be taking a shit in there, i'll be needing some sex paper later!

by incognito_negro February 22, 2010

toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."

by Toilet Paper Police August 8, 2005

Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.

When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.

by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013