to inhale a puff of weed (via a joint or bong) then having a penis fully inserted (also known as deepthroat) into your mouth for at least 5 seconds.
by lappytoppyisagayword May 13, 2009
During the physical act of unprotected love, to pull out of your loved one and ejaculating on the wall, thus avoid showering said loved one with unwanted gentleman’s spray paint.
I was destroying Pamela’s bonus tunnel last night. She hate spunky hair, so I had to paint some Dutch Graffiti all up the bedroom wall!
by JoeyMoose April 30, 2019
When a picture is taken at an angle. Also known as German angle. It's a type of camera shot where the camera is set at an angle on its roll axis so that the shot is composed with vertical lines at an angle to the side of the frame.
by Shoddybee July 17, 2015
When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
by ChodeLickMcGee March 24, 2018
Alcohol induced self-confidence, the beverage in question was gin, or genever (juniper), the main ingredient.
by brockhoward September 27, 2011
Tommy Lee is dutch cousins with Scott Baio. (Because they have both had sex with Pamela Anderson at one point in their lives).
by skibonics November 23, 2007
n: a striaght, expressionless, dead-pan face, combined with direct eye contact. A dutch face is directed by one individual to another in response to insult, ridicule, teasing or a failed attempt at humour. It is designed to demonstrate to the receiver, and others present, the profound lack of interest,enthusiasm or concern and implies utter indifference or mild contempt for their comments. dutch facing - v: the act of adopting a dutch face.
Joshua left the kitchen and joined his friend in the lounge. "your mum's got well saggy bangers" he remarked.
Timothy, said nothing, simply turning to look at his friend and pulling a scathing dutch face of grossly dead-pan proportions.
"you can fuck off with that dutch face you, you... you douche-bag." Said Joshua, his lower lip beginning to tremble at the sheer potency of Timothy's stare.
Timothy, said nothing, simply turning to look at his friend and pulling a scathing dutch face of grossly dead-pan proportions.
"you can fuck off with that dutch face you, you... you douche-bag." Said Joshua, his lower lip beginning to tremble at the sheer potency of Timothy's stare.
by Bert Mandrake February 16, 2009