fun and impromptu

What a guy says when he likes a girl back but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it

Sam liked E, but instead of manning up and getting with her he said he just wanted something fun and impromptu

by theguacingdead January 17, 2018

Danny Phantom Impression

When you're on talking terms with someone and they randomly ghost you.

Guy 1: Hey, you still talking to Chelsea?
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.

by iamsuperrandom April 19, 2022

2021 subaru impreza

The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.

Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.

by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022

BSing to be impressing

Verb. A strategy frequently encountered in academia wherein an individual attempts to impress or gain favor with superiors, peers, committees and institutions through the use of 1) technical jargon and bureaucratese 2) bootlicking people and/or institutions 3) lying about one's credentials, experience, knowledge and interests 4) cheating to get ahead and 5) attempting to make competition, newbies and non-academic folk feel stupid, useless or inadequate. In essence, being dishonest and attempting to be seem more learned and invested than one actually is in order to climb the ladder.

Unfortunately, many of the people that BSing to be impressing is directed at are fellow BSers, which allows the strategy to gain acceptance and perpetuate.

Ken got accepted into medical school not because he cares about people or has a genuine curiosity for human health, but because he has mastered the skill of BSing to be impressing, and thus was able to trick the admissions committee into thinking that he will make a good doctor. Really, he just wants money, recognition, and accolades. Once he begins practicing as an MD, he will absolutely let poor, minority, and/or female patients die.

by Bailey Bird Man November 17, 2022

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

Kill or imprison

Wow! You didn't read the rems at all, did you? This would constitute "Failing to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive."

Hym "Can't Kill or Imprison... But I don't think you actually read the thing..."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Dress To Impress

A game on Roblox where you have 6 minutes to make an outfit based on the theme and when the 6 minutes are up you go on the runway and vote people's outfits from 1 to 5 stars. The player with the most stars wins. If you have 150,000 stars in total, you get the fashion goddess rank.

I was just playing Dress to Impress today.

by Dreamia May 1, 2025