jim hurl

all round fucking legend, rumor has it hes a bag fein on a friday night, surfs at avolon daily

racked some lines with jim hurl

by samthemanhero14 August 16, 2023

turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity

Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine

by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024

A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity

Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go and see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine

by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024

Kallan Hurlbert

Kaplan is the most beautiful and stunning boy I have ever met, he is nice and caring and he always has time for me. I lovee him so much and I wish he was mine.. he’s aroace and I’m aroace, we have more stuff in common too! We both lovee object shows and are VERY unserious

Allan, can I be your boyfriend?
Yes 🔲 Definitely 🔲 (Text me your answer 😛)

PLEASE BE MINE, PLEASE SAY YES KALLAN HURLBERT

by Sammichjumbo January 11, 2025

fan hurling

being such a big fan of something that you assume others feel the same way

1: “JUSTIN HURWITZ IS HERE”
2: “Who?”
1: “Justin HURWITZ!”
2: “I’m clearly missing something.”
1: “Sorry, fan hurling bad rn”

by pepperluvr48 April 6, 2025