Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022

Honk Appreciation Day

User Honknappu is appreciated on March 28th

Today is Honk Appreciation Day

by HonkNappu March 27, 2022

Honk honk cabbage

Racist term for a white or half white itallian.

Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!

by Billclinton September 21, 2021

Honk

Honk is an online language for odd memer peeps who enjoy Untitled Goose Game in a weird way. The language is used as below:

Tom: honks in I LOVE YOU!
Brime: honks in what the fuck-

by CheckeredHousePlant August 2, 2020

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022