Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.

How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.

by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024

Hilard

Hidden + Lard

Used to describe a fat fuck who hides it or someone who suprises you with their obesity.

Bedard is such a hilard
How? He skinny af
Nah he took off his shirt today and had hella fat rolls

by E Barlow January 31, 2024

Hilarialogy

The study of Hilaria Baldwin.

Hilarialogists study Hilarialogy as Baldwin especialistas.

by Hilarialogy July 17, 2024

halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices

Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now

by Халал March 28, 2024

halalboyz

Food that will make you produce so much waste you'd have wondered how it fit in your butthole.

Shaan: Lets get some Halalboyz!
Stephanie: No, my stomach still hurts from last night!

by voltagehere May 9, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

Hifalooting

Stuffy and arrogant and acreams class, yet not all its cut out to be .

That girl is so hifalooting and fake.

by Jennsa May 23, 2024