heater

a gun usualy a .45 colt 1911 a popular handgun of the 1930's

"Tommy make sure you pack a heater for this job."

by .911.AZBDC January 11, 2008

Hetero Keyboard spam

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

old heater

a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.

That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.

by Dr. Sabroso aka Dr. Delicious February 26, 2009

Heteretrosexual

Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.

G.W. Bush : "I don't need a man date 'cause I'm heteretrosexual."

by steve marvin June 19, 2006

Ok hetero

Basically a twist on ok boomer, but used when a straight person says some stupid, heterosexist shit.

Karen: We let you have gay marriage, that should be enough.
Me: Ok hetero

by Gen-X Queer November 30, 2019

Chuck A Heater

To "Chuck A Heater" means to pass gas.

Tom said, "Awh man, did you just Chuck A Heater?!

by Tom Smith. March 14, 2009

Hester

A two timing whore from The Scarlett Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Often used to describe someone who cheats on someone and claims they didn't mean it.

Person 1 -Tasia is such a hester!
Person 2- she totally cheated!

by Boo, You Whore November 19, 2009