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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.
Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

hamburger helper  

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly
I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

hamburger curtains 

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef
damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her
hamburger curtains by j deezy August 20, 2007

hamburger 

1. An american car that had performance modifications that you would normaly see on an import.

See also Ricer
That cavalier with the honda sticker in the window is hamburgered out.
hamburger by J-law March 11, 2005

hamgurgler 

when a person drops his pants in front of a girl or boy he barely knows and makes that girl or boy gurgle on his meat load while his spunky taint lays in wait for that individual to suck on it
dude! seth! did you give him that hamgurgler last night when i was sleeping in the bed next to you? you're such a fag!
hamgurgler by Dirk Daryoosh March 16, 2009

Hamburgled 

A miserable condition, whereby an object or thing, has been bruised and mutilated, beyond repair or any remedy.
Tom the feline cat just hamburgled the family's pet ferret.

Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled
Hamburgled by Chubbin' Flowers April 23, 2015