When you are getting sloppy toppy but wait to blow your load until after midnight. Then you dump a glass of water on her head.
Bruh, I got double gremlined last night. It was great until she started talking about how her dad died while pretending to be Santa Clause
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Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.
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